True Life: I want to be Jessica Day

I've recently discovered the power of Netflix and it has been anything but powerless. It has made me procrastinate, laugh my ass off, and wish I was friends with every single character in New Girl. Jess Day (Zooey Deschanel) is perfect and flawless and everyone should encompass her in everyday life. She is blatantly hilarious, quirky, colorful, happy, and she sings all the time. It's impossible to not fall in love with her personality, her hair, her clothes, literally everything about her (OK, I can't stand the intro to the show. Her singing voice. I just can't). BUT if I were to act more like Jess I could be a lot happier, a lot less stressed. I'm a horrible horrible singer, but I'm probably going to see how badly I can annoy my roommate because why not? La dee dee da dee...

Who can you annoy? Nah, I'm sure y'all have beautiful voices.

Tattoo crisis (of future tattoos)

If you've seen my Pinterest board, you'll quickly come to the conclusion that I'm mildly obsessed with finger tattoos. Now I've only one tattoo to my name and you bet it's on my finger! But with the fear of, you know, a future career, it scares me into not getting anymore which is truly what I want. Is the career field really against visible tattoos? Are they really that distracting? I'm pretty confident no one will notice the one I have now, but does that mean I shouldn't get anymore?

hallOUween '12

It's October (yay!) and it's almost time for hallOUween! As a tribute to last year's halloween here at Ohio University, here are our costumes that, if I must admit, were pretty ingenious. I present to you: Hipster Disney Princesses.

 

Receiving applause via tweets from @OUhipster and compliments from our Instagram and Facebook posts, we concluded it was a successful night. Now it's time to make this year better... what are you going to be?





Snow White: "She said the apple was organic"
Belle: "Men are too mainstream. I date beasts"
Cinderella: "Glass slippers are so before midnight"
Esmeralda: "I was hustlin' before Rick Ross was"

It was as if the day instantly turned night
All was good and doubtless and then suddenly
All was bad and hopeless

It took a matter of a second to acknowledge
The one dim light in the sea of dark
Presumably the last hope in a fit of confusion

I am aware of what I like
And what I don't like
And how maybe this could be a wrong path

And I am scared but
I am trying
Yet somehow it is probably not enough

So I flake as recent times show
And realize how it is not so me
But react in no new way

I resort to the sulking
Or the sadness
Or that I don't even need this
When in reality I will never know